I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh crot or memek sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic memek Review magazine, bokeh female contributors crot regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels crot were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn bokeh , porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their memek book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert bokep nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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