I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal bokep Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokep bokep porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a memek fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by porn two researchers bokeh from the University of Central crot Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners bokep over the memek finishing line, memek so to speak.
A bokep new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
porn The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said porn in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling crot drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only memek if you memek want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most crot likely reason bokep women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to memek copulate.
If crot you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. bokep But if you’re not, bokep then men should take memek heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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