{"id":8156,"date":"2024-01-28T05:40:36","date_gmt":"2024-01-28T05:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/river-gas.com\/?p=8156"},"modified":"2024-01-28T05:40:36","modified_gmt":"2024-01-28T05:40:36","slug":"who-is-dakota-hyslop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/28\/who-is-dakota-hyslop\/","title":{"rendered":"Who is Dakota hyslop?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dakota Hylsop is a very kind loving person but has never had luck with women .<\/p>\n<p>They never seem to treat him right! He was born in Norfolk, VA and he takes a half hour to wash his hair because he wants it to smell and taste good. I know because I peek through his bathroom window when he&#8217;s in the shower. If you ever want him to ace a test, wake him up by pegging him with water balloons until he gets up.<\/p>\n<p>He likes country and he likes to dance along with Crank That by Soulja Boy. He wishes he was emo so he&#8217;s grown his hair out. It&#8217;s now about a half an inch long, and his bangs are almost long enough to be cover half his forehead! Keep at it Dakota, you be emo someday.<\/p>\n<p>He recently got a new blood red couch,  <a href=\"https:\/\/maoi.org\/health\/best-nootropics\/\">sex pills<\/a> and he likes eclairs. Don&#8217;t hit him in the head because he is so freaking awesome that he fell off his bed and got a concussion when he hit the floor. At the moment he is eating an eclair. Nobody likes him because he is black.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s the palest blue eyed 100% danish black guy you will ever meet. Every morning I eat a danish and think of him. Every 300 years he wakes up from his slumber, eats a few peasants, kills a zombie and then goes back to sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dakota Hylsop is a very kind loving person but has never had luck with women . They never seem to treat him right! He was born in Norfolk, VA and he takes a half hour to wash his hair because he wants it to smell and taste good. I know because I peek through his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3986,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1309],"tags":[1310],"class_list":["post-8156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex-pills","tag-pegging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3986"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8156"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8157,"href":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8156\/revisions\/8157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}