{"id":2691,"date":"2023-12-31T18:06:29","date_gmt":"2023-12-31T18:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/river-gas.com\/?p=2691"},"modified":"2023-12-31T18:06:29","modified_gmt":"2023-12-31T18:06:29","slug":"the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/31\/the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-19\/","title":{"rendered":"The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve long been haunted by memek<\/a> the memory of a stay in bokeh<\/a> Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if memek<\/a> I should offer to perform an exorcism.<\/p>\n

When I mentioned the porn<\/a> ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn<\/a> caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep<\/a> she porn<\/a> rolled her eyes and bokep<\/a> declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek<\/a> or bokeh<\/a> sex worker.<\/p>\n

Now, porn<\/a> according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh<\/a> it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot<\/a> all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek<\/a> the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot<\/a> bokep<\/a> you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek<\/a> there’s sex as performance art, bokep<\/a> and crot<\/a> sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh<\/a> porn<\/a> when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek<\/a> trusts her partner and bokeh<\/a> bokeh<\/a> is not fearing for memek<\/a> porn<\/a> a fragile male ego, bokeh<\/a> she’s far more bokeh<\/a> likely to gently sigh and bokeh<\/a> moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.<\/p>\n

In memek<\/a> my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep<\/a> female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn<\/a> they’d explain, bokeh<\/a> so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh<\/a> while conserving memek<\/a> their energy for bokeh<\/a> other tasks in hand. This crot<\/a> was the conclusion of crot<\/a> another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners memek<\/a> and crot<\/a> ‘manipulation’, crot<\/a> and crot<\/a> that women porn<\/a> were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot<\/a> so to speak.<\/p>\n

A new crot<\/a> study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep<\/a> the crot<\/a> greater the chance crot<\/a> the orgasm is being faked porn<\/a> (Stock Image<\/p>\n

It was like saying: bokeh<\/a> ‘I’m enjoying memek<\/a> this, crot<\/a> but can you get a bloomin’ bokeh<\/a> move on.’ Sound familiar, porn<\/a> ladies?<\/p>\n

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn<\/a>, bokep<\/a> where loud always equals better.<\/p>\n

As a woman from Sunderland memek<\/a> said memek<\/a> in 2014 after neighbours complained porn<\/a> that her sexual yowling drowned bokep<\/a> out their TVs: bokeh<\/a> ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn<\/a> that’s what you should be doing. bokeh<\/a> ‘<\/p>\n

Well, porn<\/a> only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.<\/strong><\/u><\/p>\n

In their book, porn<\/a> Sex At Dawn, bokeh<\/a> Christopher Ryan and crot<\/a> Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest bokep<\/a> primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep<\/a> keen to copulate.<\/p>\n

If you’re a sex worker, bokep<\/a> I can understand bokeh<\/a> bokep<\/a> the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn<\/a> then men should take heed: memek<\/a> the best memek<\/a> sex may just be the quietest.<\/p>\n

Paris<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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