{"id":2188,"date":"2023-12-26T12:28:24","date_gmt":"2023-12-26T12:28:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/river-gas.com\/?p=2188"},"modified":"2023-12-26T12:28:24","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T12:28:24","slug":"the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/26\/the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-12\/","title":{"rendered":"The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where bokeh<\/a> I was kept awake all night by bokeh<\/a> a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.<\/p>\n

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn<\/a> caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn<\/a> she bokep<\/a> rolled her eyes and bokeh<\/a> declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot<\/a> or crot<\/a> sex worker.<\/p>\n

Now, bokep<\/a> according to this new study from bokep<\/a> the ever-liberal Swedes, porn<\/a> it crot<\/a> all makes scientific sense. It confirms what crot<\/a> most women know and memek<\/a> all memek<\/a> men dread – porn<\/a> the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh<\/a> the greater the chance the orgasm is porn<\/a> being faked. In other words, bokep<\/a> you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn<\/a> there’s sex as performance art, bokeh<\/a> and bokeh<\/a> sex as genuine intimacy. bokeh<\/a> And bokeh<\/a> when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh<\/a> trusts her partner and memek<\/a> is not fearing for bokeh<\/a> a fragile male ego, crot<\/a> she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn<\/a> moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.<\/p>\n

In my days editing The Erotic porn<\/a> Review magazine, memek<\/a> female contributors regularly confessed to faking memek<\/a> orgasms. memek<\/a> It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh<\/a> they’d explain, bokeh<\/a> so they porn<\/a> could make their partner feel happy, crot<\/a> while conserving their energy for bokep<\/a> other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of porn<\/a> Central Lancashire. memek<\/a> They declared that erotic decibels were bokep<\/a> all about manners and crot<\/a> ‘manipulation’, bokep<\/a> and bokeh<\/a> that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their bokep<\/a> partners over the finishing line, bokep<\/a> so to speak.<\/p>\n

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek<\/a> the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image<\/p>\n

It was like saying: crot<\/a> porn<\/a> ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh<\/a> but can you get a bloomin’ move bokep<\/a> on.’ Sound familiar, memek<\/a> ladies?<\/p>\n

The only other reason to bokep<\/a> crot<\/a> screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn<\/a>, memek<\/a> where loud always equals better.<\/p>\n

As a woman from Sunderland memek<\/a> said in 2014 after neighbours complained crot<\/a> that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep<\/a> ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh<\/a> that’s what you should be doing.’<\/p>\n

Well, crot<\/a> only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.<\/strong><\/u><\/p>\n

In their book, bokeh<\/a> Sex At Dawn, porn<\/a> Christopher Ryan and crot<\/a> Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek<\/a> memek<\/a> keen to copulate.<\/p>\n

If you’re a sex worker, bokep<\/a> I can understand porn<\/a> bokep<\/a> the need bokep<\/a> to advertise. But memek<\/a> if you’re not, porn<\/a> then men bokep<\/a> should take heed: porn<\/a> the best sex may just be the quietest.<\/p>\n

Paris<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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