{"id":2106,"date":"2023-12-26T07:23:17","date_gmt":"2023-12-26T07:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/river-gas.com\/?p=2106"},"modified":"2023-12-26T07:23:17","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T07:23:17","slug":"the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/26\/the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-9\/","title":{"rendered":"The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I bokeh<\/a> wondered if I should offer to perform an porn<\/a> exorcism.<\/p>\n

memek<\/a> When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ crot<\/a> (the delectable French word for bokeh<\/a> caterwauling) bokeh<\/a> to the receptionist the next morning, crot<\/a> she rolled crot<\/a> her eyes and crot<\/a> declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh<\/a> or memek<\/a> sex worker.<\/p>\n

Now, porn<\/a> according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh<\/a> it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot<\/a> all men dread – the louder the cry bokeh<\/a> of ecstasy, porn<\/a> the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot<\/a> you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh<\/a> there’s sex as performance art, porn<\/a> and bokep<\/a> sex as genuine intimacy. And crot<\/a> when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep<\/a> trusts her partner and memek<\/a> is not fearing for bokep<\/a> a fragile male ego, porn<\/a> she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep<\/a> moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen bokep<\/a> in my Parisian crot<\/a> hotel.<\/p>\n

bokep<\/a> In porn<\/a> my crot<\/a> days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn<\/a> female contributors regularly confessed to faking memek<\/a> orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot<\/a> they’d explain, memek<\/a> crot<\/a> so they could make their partner feel happy, porn<\/a> while conserving their energy for bokeh<\/a> other tasks in hand. bokep<\/a> This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central memek<\/a> Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep<\/a> ‘manipulation’, memek<\/a> and crot<\/a> that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the bokeh<\/a> finishing line, bokep<\/a> so to speak.<\/p>\n

A new study bokep<\/a> confirms the louder bokep<\/a> the cry of ecstasy, bokep<\/a> the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image<\/p>\n

It was like saying: crot<\/a> ‘I’m enjoying this, porn<\/a> but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn<\/a> ladies?<\/p>\n

The only crot<\/a> other reason to screech like a demented crot<\/a> crot<\/a> hyena is if your sex education comes from porn<\/a>, bokep<\/a> where loud always equals better.<\/p>\n

As a woman crot<\/a> from Sunderland porn<\/a> said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh<\/a> ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh<\/a> that’s bokep<\/a> what you memek<\/a> should be doing.’<\/p>\n

Well, bokep<\/a> only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.<\/strong><\/u><\/p>\n

In their book, bokep<\/a> Sex At Dawn, bokeh<\/a> bokeh<\/a> Christopher Ryan and bokeh<\/a> Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokeh<\/a> bokeh<\/a> women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was porn<\/a> to bokep<\/a> alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot<\/a> keen to copulate.<\/p>\n

If you’re a sex worker, bokep<\/a> I can understand bokep<\/a> the need to advertise. But memek<\/a> if you’re not, porn<\/a> then men bokep<\/a> should take heed: bokep<\/a> the best sex may just be the quietest.<\/p>\n

Paris<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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