{"id":2063,"date":"2023-12-26T03:45:47","date_gmt":"2023-12-26T03:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/river-gas.com\/?p=2063"},"modified":"2023-12-26T03:45:47","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T03:45:47","slug":"the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/26\/the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-8\/","title":{"rendered":"The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a porn<\/a> stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform memek<\/a> an crot<\/a> exorcism.<\/p>\n

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek<\/a> caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot<\/a> she rolled her eyes and memek<\/a> declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep<\/a> or crot<\/a> sex worker.<\/p>\n

Now, porn<\/a> according to bokep<\/a> this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot<\/a> it all makes scientific sense. It confirms porn<\/a> what most women know and bokeh<\/a> all men dread – porn<\/a> the louder the cry of memek<\/a> ecstasy, porn<\/a> the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn<\/a> you can’t measure passion porn<\/a> in terms of decibels: bokep<\/a> there’s sex as performance art, bokeh<\/a> and porn<\/a> sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh<\/a> when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot<\/a> trusts her partner and bokep<\/a> is not fearing for bokeh<\/a> a fragile male ego, crot<\/a> crot<\/a> she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn<\/a> moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.<\/p>\n

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn<\/a> female contributors regularly confessed to memek<\/a> faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional memek<\/a> basis, memek<\/a> they’d explain, crot<\/a> so they could make their partner feel happy, porn<\/a> while memek<\/a> conserving their energy for porn<\/a> other memek<\/a> tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek<\/a> ‘manipulation’, memek<\/a> and bokeh<\/a> that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing memek<\/a> line, memek<\/a> bokeh<\/a> so to speak.<\/p>\n

A new study confirms the louder the cry of porn<\/a> ecstasy, porn<\/a> the memek<\/a> greater crot<\/a> the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image<\/p>\n

It was like saying: porn<\/a> ‘I’m enjoying this, memek<\/a> bokep<\/a> but crot<\/a> can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh<\/a> ladies?<\/p>\n

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn<\/a>, memek<\/a> where loud always equals better.<\/p>\n

As a woman from Sunderland porn<\/a> said in 2014 bokeh<\/a> after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh<\/a> ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek<\/a> that’s what you should be doing.’<\/p>\n

Well, bokeh<\/a> only if you want to attract a certain kind porn<\/a> of attention.<\/strong><\/u><\/p>\n

In their crot<\/a> book, porn<\/a> Sex At Dawn, crot<\/a> Christopher Ryan and memek<\/a> Cacilda memek<\/a> Jetha concluded the most likely reason women bokep<\/a> were noisy during sex – based on observation of bokeh<\/a> our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males crot<\/a> that they were fertile and memek<\/a> keen to copulate.<\/p>\n

If you’re a bokep<\/a> sex worker, porn<\/a> I can understand memek<\/a> the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh<\/a> then men should take heed: bokeh<\/a> the best sex may just be the porn<\/a> quietest.<\/p>\n

Paris<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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