{"id":1797,"date":"2023-12-25T15:59:47","date_gmt":"2023-12-25T15:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/river-gas.com\/?p=1797"},"modified":"2023-12-25T15:59:47","modified_gmt":"2023-12-25T15:59:47","slug":"the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/25\/the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-5\/","title":{"rendered":"The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake crot<\/a> all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.<\/p>\n

When bokep<\/a> I bokep<\/a> mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek<\/a> caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek<\/a> she rolled her eyes and memek<\/a> declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek<\/a> or porn<\/a> bokeh<\/a> sex worker.<\/p>\n

Now, crot<\/a> according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot<\/a> it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep<\/a> all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek<\/a> the greater the chance the orgasm crot<\/a> is being faked. In other bokeh<\/a> words, porn<\/a> you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek<\/a> there’s crot<\/a> sex as performance art, porn<\/a> and crot<\/a> sex as genuine intimacy. And memek<\/a> when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep<\/a> trusts her partner porn<\/a> and bokep<\/a> is not bokep<\/a> fearing for crot<\/a> a fragile male ego, bokeh<\/a> she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek<\/a> moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.<\/p>\n

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh<\/a> crot<\/a> female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was bokep<\/a> generally on an occasional basis, memek<\/a> they’d explain, bokeh<\/a> so they could make their partner feel happy, crot<\/a> while conserving their energy for bokep<\/a> other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels porn<\/a> were all about manners and memek<\/a> ‘manipulation’, memek<\/a> and bokep<\/a> that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners bokeh<\/a> over the finishing line, memek<\/a> so to speak.<\/p>\n

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot<\/a> the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image<\/p>\n

It was like saying: porn<\/a> ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh<\/a> but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh<\/a> ladies?<\/p>\n

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn<\/a>, crot<\/a> where loud always equals better.<\/p>\n

As a woman from Sunderland bokep<\/a> said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their memek<\/a> TVs: porn<\/a> ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep<\/a> that’s what you should be doing.’<\/p>\n

Well, memek<\/a> bokep<\/a> only memek<\/a> if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.<\/strong><\/u><\/p>\n

In their book, bokep<\/a> Sex At Dawn, porn<\/a> Christopher Ryan and bokep<\/a> memek<\/a> Cacilda Jetha concluded porn<\/a> the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – porn<\/a> was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep<\/a> keen to copulate.<\/p>\n

If you’re a sex worker, memek<\/a> I can understand porn<\/a> the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek<\/a> then men should take memek<\/a> heed: bokep<\/a> the best sex may just be the quietest.<\/p>\n

Paris<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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