{"id":1698,"date":"2023-12-25T09:34:42","date_gmt":"2023-12-25T09:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/river-gas.com\/?p=1698"},"modified":"2023-12-25T09:34:42","modified_gmt":"2023-12-25T09:34:42","slug":"the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/25\/the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-4\/","title":{"rendered":"The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve long been haunted by the memory porn<\/a> of a stay crot<\/a> in Paris’s porn<\/a> Latin Quarter where I crot<\/a> was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby bokeh<\/a> room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.<\/p>\n

When I mentioned the bokep<\/a> ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn<\/a> caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot<\/a> she rolled her eyes and crot<\/a> declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot<\/a> or bokeh<\/a> sex worker.<\/p>\n

Now, crot<\/a> according to this new bokeh<\/a> study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot<\/a> it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokeh<\/a> women know and crot<\/a> all men dread – the louder the bokep<\/a> cry of ecstasy, bokep<\/a> the bokeh<\/a> greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn<\/a> you can’t measure passion in memek<\/a> bokeh<\/a> terms of decibels: porn<\/a> there’s sex as performance art, crot<\/a> and bokep<\/a> sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep<\/a> when porn<\/a> a woman is genuinely crot<\/a> aroused, bokep<\/a> trusts her partner and memek<\/a> is not fearing for memek<\/a> a fragile male ego, memek<\/a> she’s far crot<\/a> more likely to gently sigh and bokep<\/a> moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.<\/p>\n

In my days editing The Erotic Review memek<\/a> magazine, memek<\/a> female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on bokep<\/a> an occasional bokeh<\/a> basis, memek<\/a> they’d explain, crot<\/a> so they could make their partner feel happy, memek<\/a> while conserving their energy for memek<\/a> other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion porn<\/a> of another study by two researchers from bokeh<\/a> the University of bokep<\/a> Central Lancashire. They bokep<\/a> declared that erotic decibels memek<\/a> were all about manners and bokep<\/a> porn<\/a> ‘manipulation’, bokeh<\/a> and bokeh<\/a> that women bokep<\/a> were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their bokep<\/a> partners over the finishing line, porn<\/a> so to speak.<\/p>\n

porn<\/a> A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot<\/a> the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image<\/p>\n

It was like saying: bokeh<\/a> ‘I’m crot<\/a> enjoying this, memek<\/a> but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn<\/a> ladies?<\/p>\n

The only bokeh<\/a> other reason to screech like a porn<\/a> demented hyena is if your sex memek<\/a> education comes from porn<\/a>, bokeh<\/a> where loud always porn<\/a> equals better.<\/p>\n

As a porn<\/a> woman from Sunderland memek<\/a> said in bokeh<\/a> 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out porn<\/a> their TVs: porn<\/a> ‘As porn<\/a> far as I’m concerned, bokeh<\/a> that’s what you bokeh<\/a> should memek<\/a> be doing.’<\/p>\n

Well, memek<\/a> only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.<\/strong><\/u><\/p>\n

In bokep<\/a> their book, crot<\/a> memek<\/a> Sex At Dawn, porn<\/a> Christopher Ryan and bokep<\/a> Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely porn<\/a> reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest porn<\/a> primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep<\/a> keen memek<\/a> to copulate.<\/p>\n

If you’re a sex worker, memek<\/a> I bokep<\/a> can understand bokep<\/a> the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek<\/a> then men should take heed: crot<\/a> the best sex may just be the quietest.<\/p>\n

Paris<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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