{"id":1685,"date":"2023-12-25T09:00:21","date_gmt":"2023-12-25T09:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/river-gas.com\/?p=1685"},"modified":"2023-12-25T09:00:21","modified_gmt":"2023-12-25T09:00:21","slug":"the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/25\/the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling-3\/","title":{"rendered":"The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a bokeh<\/a> stay in Paris’s bokeh<\/a> Latin Quarter where I was kept awake bokep<\/a> all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered bokeh<\/a> if I should offer to perform an exorcism.<\/p>\n

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the porn<\/a> delectable French word for bokep<\/a> caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek<\/a> she rolled her eyes and porn<\/a> declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep<\/a> or bokeh<\/a> sex worker.<\/p>\n

Now, bokeh<\/a> according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh<\/a> it all makes scientific sense. It memek<\/a> confirms what most women know and porn<\/a> all men dread – the louder crot<\/a> the cry of ecstasy, crot<\/a> the greater bokeh<\/a> the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn<\/a> you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn<\/a> there’s sex as performance art, bokeh<\/a> and bokeh<\/a> sex as genuine intimacy. And memek<\/a> when a porn<\/a> woman is genuinely aroused, memek<\/a> trusts her partner and bokeh<\/a> is not fearing for porn<\/a> a fragile male ego, crot<\/a> she’s far more likely to gently sigh porn<\/a> and bokep<\/a> moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.<\/p>\n

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep<\/a> female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on memek<\/a> an occasional basis, crot<\/a> they’d explain, porn<\/a> so they could make their partner feel happy, porn<\/a> while conserving their energy for bokeh<\/a> other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the bokep<\/a> University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep<\/a> ‘manipulation’, porn<\/a> bokep<\/a> and porn<\/a> that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot<\/a> so to speak.<\/p>\n

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek<\/a> the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image<\/p>\n

It was like saying: memek<\/a> ‘I’m enjoying this, crot<\/a> but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn<\/a> ladies?<\/p>\n

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn<\/a>, bokep<\/a> where loud always equals better.<\/p>\n

As a woman from Sunderland porn<\/a> said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling porn<\/a> drowned out their porn<\/a> TVs: porn<\/a> ‘As far crot<\/a> as I’m concerned, bokeh<\/a> that’s what you should be doing.’<\/p>\n

Well, crot<\/a> only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.<\/strong><\/u><\/p>\n

In their book, porn<\/a> Sex At Dawn, memek<\/a> Christopher Ryan and crot<\/a> Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely crot<\/a> reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to porn<\/a> alert nearby males bokep<\/a> that they were fertile and bokep<\/a> keen to copulate.<\/p>\n

If porn<\/a> you’re a sex worker, crot<\/a> I can understand bokeh<\/a> the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh<\/a> then men should take heed: crot<\/a> the best sex may just be the quietest.<\/p>\n

Paris<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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