{"id":1376,"date":"2023-12-24T10:35:23","date_gmt":"2023-12-24T10:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/river-gas.com\/?p=1376"},"modified":"2023-12-24T10:35:23","modified_gmt":"2023-12-24T10:35:23","slug":"the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/river-gas.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/24\/the-best-sex-may-just-be-the-quietest-writes-rowan-pelling\/","title":{"rendered":"The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve long been bokep<\/a> haunted by the memory of a stay in bokep<\/a> Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night crot<\/a> by bokeh<\/a> a woman in porn<\/a> a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.<\/p>\n

When I mentioned the porn<\/a> ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn<\/a> caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh<\/a> she rolled her memek<\/a> eyes and crot<\/a> declared the porn<\/a> woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh<\/a> or crot<\/a> sex worker.<\/p>\n

Now, bokep<\/a> according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek<\/a> it all makes scientific sense. It confirms memek<\/a> what most women know and bokeh<\/a> all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek<\/a> the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek<\/a> you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot<\/a> porn<\/a> there’s sex porn<\/a> as performance art, memek<\/a> and bokeh<\/a> sex as genuine porn<\/a> intimacy. And bokep<\/a> when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn<\/a> trusts her partner and crot<\/a> is not fearing for bokeh<\/a> a fragile male ego, memek<\/a> she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot<\/a> moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokep<\/a> hotel.<\/p>\n

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek<\/a> bokep<\/a> female memek<\/a> contributors regularly confessed to porn<\/a> faking orgasms. memek<\/a> It bokep<\/a> was generally on an occasional basis, bokep<\/a> they’d explain, crot<\/a> so they could make their partner feel memek<\/a> happy, bokep<\/a> while conserving their energy for bokep<\/a> other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion crot<\/a> of another study by two researchers from the University bokeh<\/a> of memek<\/a> Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all bokeh<\/a> about manners and crot<\/a> ‘manipulation’, crot<\/a> and crot<\/a> that women were prone to porn<\/a> what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners memek<\/a> over the finishing line, memek<\/a> so to speak.<\/p>\n

A bokep<\/a> new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek<\/a> the greater memek<\/a> the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image<\/p>\n

It was like bokep<\/a> saying: memek<\/a> ‘I’m enjoying this, porn<\/a> but can you get a bloomin’ move crot<\/a> on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh<\/a> ladies?<\/p>\n

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if crot<\/a> your memek<\/a> sex education comes from porn<\/a>, bokep<\/a> crot<\/a> where loud always equals better.<\/p>\n

As a porn<\/a> woman from Sunderland bokep<\/a> memek<\/a> said in 2014 after neighbours complained that porn<\/a> bokep<\/a> her sexual yowling drowned out porn<\/a> their TVs: memek<\/a> ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep<\/a> that’s what you should be doing.’<\/p>\n

bokep<\/a> Well, bokeh<\/a> only if memek<\/a> you want to attract a certain kind of attention.<\/strong><\/u><\/p>\n

In their book, porn<\/a> Sex At Dawn, memek<\/a> Christopher Ryan and bokep<\/a> bokep<\/a> Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely porn<\/a> reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest bokeh<\/a> primate cousins – was to alert nearby males crot<\/a> that they were fertile and crot<\/a> keen porn<\/a> to copulate.<\/p>\n

If you’re a sex worker, porn<\/a> I can understand bokeh<\/a> the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn<\/a> then men should take heed: memek<\/a> the best sex may just be the quietest.<\/p>\n

Paris<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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