I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a porn stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform memek an crot exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.
Now, porn according to bokep this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms porn what most women know and bokeh all men dread – porn the louder the cry of memek ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion porn in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to memek faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional memek basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while memek conserving their energy for porn other memek tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing memek line, memek bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, porn the memek greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek bokep but crot can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 bokeh after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind porn of attention.
In their crot book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda memek Jetha concluded the most likely reason women bokep were noisy during sex – based on observation of bokeh our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males crot that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a bokep sex worker, porn I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the porn quietest.
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